i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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