that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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