i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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