Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
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