do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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