I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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