Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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