i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize