So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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