But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
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