I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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