Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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