If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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