Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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