my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
they call him Oral-B. enough said
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
You were trust falling into bushes
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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