Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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