what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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