Pappa wants mamma naked
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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