i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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