He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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