I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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