do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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