How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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