When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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