He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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