i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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