K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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