o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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