There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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