Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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