i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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