how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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