Porn is love you can see.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Randomize
