FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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