garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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