And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
