Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
you traded sex for a burrito?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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