oh god the rape fog is back!
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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