its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
