I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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