i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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