there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I am one with the molecules
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Sext me about skeletons
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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