ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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