Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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