Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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