I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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