Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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