On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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