i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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