Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Randomize
