This is not my ceiling
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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