Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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