Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
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