I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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