I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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