id be glad to
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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